humorous:

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old


 

humorous:

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

 

owned-online:

broom broom pow

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

skeletalroses:

Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.

Batman… that’s almost exactly like batman

candynecklaces:

cliffhangers are so

thevikinglongship:

art-of-swords:

Ceremonial Dagger

  • Dated: mid-19th Century
  • Culture: Italian

The dagger has a straight, double-edged blade, ribbed at the tip and with three deep grooves. The tang is slightly thickened, and almost the entire surface is engraved with floral motifs. It features a brass hilt picturing a skeleton wearing a tunic, while the guard features is a snake in-the-round. Comes together with a velvet-covered wooden sheath with brass mounts decorated with bas-relieved leaf patterns.

Source: Copyright © 2014 Live Auctioneers

That thing looks like it would be incredibly uncomfortable to hold but at least it’s probably well balanced.

punkphantom:

rearadmiral-comsmocock:

misterbunni:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

What the actual fuck.

that person was ellected

someone actually said that

punkphantom:

rearadmiral-comsmocock:

misterbunni:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

What the actual fuck.

that person was ellected

someone actually said that

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
image

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

premiium:

quesadilla-queen:

avatarjason:

Ghandi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE 

this movie changed my life

MEWTWO FOR PRESIDENT

do you eat pussy AND ass ???
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